Mixtapes for Hookers


Oh dear.
July 31, 2008, 1:56 am
Filed under: personal

Don’t expect me to be posting much tomorrow.  I plan to spend the whole day alphabetizing my CDs.  Literally.



If Seeing’s Believing It’s Worth the Wait, So Hold Songs 40-31 and Tell Them It’s Not Too Late.

Hi guys–sorry for only posting one entry today. I know you’re excited about the top 40. In exciting news, yesterday was the biggest day ever for Mixtapes For Hookers, so apparently you guys like it when I spend time posting cumbersome lists.

Anyway, I’m DJing tonight and I’m totally not ready, so this is probably it for today. In this edition, an embarrassing ballad, lots of saxophones, and the second hit for a group most people classify as one-hit wonders.

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Ignore The Implications of the First Three Words of This Post.
July 30, 2008, 1:28 pm
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Ashley Tisdale’s Facebook just informed me that today’s the last day to vote for Best Pop Video for the MTV awards.  For whatever reason, they’re letting their audience choose the nominees this year, sort of; anyone who’s brave and high-tech enough to navigate their insane website can vote for their favorite of 280 (!) or so videos in each category.

I wanted to vote for The Long Blondes’ Guilt, which is nominated despite the fact that I’m sure American MTV has never even looked at the video, never mind shown it.  But I can’t find a button to actually vote.  I mean, I don’t think it would make a difference, since Guilt is currently in about 248th place.

The top 5, in terms of views at least, are Lollipop (boring!), No Air (boring!), Touch My Body (boring!), Piece of Me (boring!) and Chris Brown’s With You (boring!).  Lagging behind are Bleeding Love (boring!), Damaged (boring!), Love In This Club (stupid but boring!), and two other boring Chris Brown videos.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like Chris Brown as much as the next screaming eleven year old.  But I also like, you know, videos that look cool.



Songs 50-41 Still Haven’t Answered My Letter…

Entering the upper half of the countdown… Three of my favorite female singers of the decade, some groups that only had one memorable hit, a song I didn’t really like until about eighteen years after it came out, and the greatest hit by a group that recorded one of my least favorite songs ever.

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I Wanna Be Down With The New Brandy Song, But I’m Not Sure Yet.
July 29, 2008, 1:15 pm
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Somebody on my DList just posted a bulletin about this, the first new music from Brandy since her totally dull Talk About Our Love era four years ago.

While I can’t say I like everything she’s done–giving birth on MTV, putting Kanye West on the lead track to her last album, accidentally killing somebody, judging America’s Got Talent, and so forth–she’s had a lot of my favorite R&B songs of the last dozen or so years:  I Wanna Be Down, Sittin’ Up In My Room, The Boy Is Mine, What About Us?, Full Moon…  They’re so good I’ll even forgive her for doing that Another Day In Paradise cover with her dumb brother.

As for the new track, I think I like it.  It sounds a little too Timbaland-assisted to be really exciting, but I like that she’s got back some of the pizzazz that she was lacking in 2004.  I’ve only listened to it once, and only on my crappy work speakers that have no bass, so I’ll reserve opinion until later today.  But woo, new Brandy!

Here’s the linky-poo.



When Songs 60-51 Shine, They Really Show You All They Can

In this installment, lots and lots and lots of ladies.  And a couple of gentlemen in fancy suits who don’t seem to know the difference between Texas and Brazil.

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Songs 70-61 Are Always Talking When They Should Be Listening.

Time for the fourth installment of my Favorite Pop Hits of the 80s list.  I actually wish I could write these faster and not keep getting distracted listening to my noisy neighbors and watching Youtube videos of Alvin and the Chipmunks episodes.

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Life A Drifter, Songs 80-71 Were Born To Walk Alone
July 28, 2008, 12:03 am
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In this installment, some of the bigger hits of 1987, including my greatest concession to hair metal.  Also: guy with braids, a guy with a ridiculous moustache, and, at #71, one of the only looks of 1987 that I’d like to see brought back.

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Song’s 90-81 Won’t Hold You Down. Maybe That’s Why You’re Around.

In this installment of my favorite pop hits of the 80s, some lesser-known hits by some of the decade’s biggest artists, as well as the biggest American hit of one of the best British bands of the sixties, and lots of English people in general.

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My 101 Favorite Pop Hits of the 80’s Turned Until The Sun Went Down

For a variety of reasons–including boredom, the Buffetlibre Rewind thing, and frustration that I don’t have the money to see George Michael this weekend–I’ve decided that now’s as good a time as any to count down my 101 favorite pop hits of the 80’s.

The rules were the same as the ones for the 90’s list I made last winter; in order for a song to qualify–and thus save me much gnashing of teeth and typing fingers about what defines a pop hit–it had to have hit the Top 40 in the US, according to Billboard magazine. This means that, among other songs, I wasn’t allowed to include Inside Outside by the Cover Girls, And She Was by Talking Heads, Games Without Frontiers by Peter Gabriel, and Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China) by Cyndi Lauper; they all narrowly missed the Top 40.

I also disqualified my favorite overwrought ballad of the decade (Whitney Houston’s All At Once) because, oddly, that song was never officially released as a single.

As with the nineties list, I’ll be breaking this up into a kajillion separate posts, so keep checking back. In the meantime, here’s songs 101-91:

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