Oh God I Hope This Doesn’t Start A Trend
July 3, 2008, 10:55 am
Filed under: movies | Tags: donkey punch, not hot, plots written by eighth graders, terrible movies
Filed under: movies | Tags: donkey punch, not hot, plots written by eighth graders, terrible movies
I’m sort of conflicted about this.
On the one hand, I really like it when English people take their clothes off and act all slutty, especially when handheld cameras are involved.* On the other hand, this looks like possibly the stupidest movie
to come along since Operation Dumbo Drop. It’s appears to be Shallow Grave with a script written by a twelve-year old boy.
Seriously–girls in bikinis, gore, and a plot based entirely around a sexual act that basically isn’t real and that nobody should be trying anyway.
(*Well, sort of. 9 Songs bored me to sleep, and while Life Is Sweet is one of my all-time favorite movies I can’t say I actually enjoyed watching any of it.)
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