Mixtapes for Hookers


If Seeing’s Believing It’s Worth the Wait, So Hold Songs 40-31 and Tell Them It’s Not Too Late.

Hi guys–sorry for only posting one entry today. I know you’re excited about the top 40. In exciting news, yesterday was the biggest day ever for Mixtapes For Hookers, so apparently you guys like it when I spend time posting cumbersome lists.

Anyway, I’m DJing tonight and I’m totally not ready, so this is probably it for today. In this edition, an embarrassing ballad, lots of saxophones, and the second hit for a group most people classify as one-hit wonders.

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Ignore The Implications of the First Three Words of This Post.
July 30, 2008, 1:28 pm
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Ashley Tisdale’s Facebook just informed me that today’s the last day to vote for Best Pop Video for the MTV awards.  For whatever reason, they’re letting their audience choose the nominees this year, sort of; anyone who’s brave and high-tech enough to navigate their insane website can vote for their favorite of 280 (!) or so videos in each category.

I wanted to vote for The Long Blondes’ Guilt, which is nominated despite the fact that I’m sure American MTV has never even looked at the video, never mind shown it.  But I can’t find a button to actually vote.  I mean, I don’t think it would make a difference, since Guilt is currently in about 248th place.

The top 5, in terms of views at least, are Lollipop (boring!), No Air (boring!), Touch My Body (boring!), Piece of Me (boring!) and Chris Brown’s With You (boring!).  Lagging behind are Bleeding Love (boring!), Damaged (boring!), Love In This Club (stupid but boring!), and two other boring Chris Brown videos.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like Chris Brown as much as the next screaming eleven year old.  But I also like, you know, videos that look cool.




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