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I got an e-mail the other day that the Rentboy 2009 Calendar is out now (and available through Amazon.) I actually thought about buying it for a second, as though that’s something I need to be spending money on.
Now that I don’t have a desk job, I don’t have a desk calendar, which means I never write anything down. And when I don’t write things down I don’t remember them. Dreams, parties, concerts, passwords for bank accounts, it doesn’t matter. I just don’t remember it. The Facebook event thing is pretty good, but only for people that have Facebook and use it to create event invites. So a calendar in my house will probably be helpful.
The Rentboy one, with photographs by Dick Mitchell, is okay, although most of the guys are a little too muscly for my liking. Of course Diesel Washington, the star of my favorite porn scene of this year, would be a welcome addition to my April, and Ago Viara (May) and Gio (some other month) are both pretty hunky, but that’s about all. Although I do appreciate their subtlety, what with only one flaccid full-frontal shot and two ass pictures, one of which is a sideview. It’s much more tasteful than the Anabolic calendars I’ve gotten the last couple of years. Every month is a close-up of a girl with cum on her face and at least one (usually more) dicks surrounding it. Shaved balls, shaved pubes (if the picture ever shows an inch of the man’s body) and the girl usually looks a little dazed and not in a sexy way; it’s also aggravating because Anabolic takes girls I actually find really cute (like Dana DeArmond) and makes them look really, really unappealing. But then, I guess I’m also not the target audience for that sort of thing. Last year I had to take the thing down in March because I was so revolted; luckily, I was able to replace it with an adorable World Wildlife Fun calendar that shows families of polar bears and tree frogs and pandas.
But much more interesting to me, in a way, is the 2009 New York City Sex Bloggers Calendar, featuring twelve ladies known more for their writing skill as for their ability to be photographed looked dazed and spooged-upon. I’ve already seen the calendar and while I have my gripes about it–by which I mean, everything looks like it was photographed in the same smoky lounge except for one (July, I think?) where the background is totally different and the lady’s wearing a Wonder Woman costume. Cute, but not conceptually the tightest. And the box for every day on the calendar is filled with information about sponsors and holidays. I understand why, but it also defeats the purpose, at least as far as pencilling in appointments goes.
But I still like the pictures. My favorite sex blogger, at least from the photographs, is Twanna A Hines from funkyblackchick.com. She’s so frilly! And the proceeds from the calendar go to Sex Work Awareness, which is obviously a worthy cause.
Sadly, though, there doesn’t seem to be a boy sex blogger equivalent. Although if anyone ever makes an Out Of Work Rentboy/Easily Distracted Sex Bloggers of Southern New England Calendar then I think I just might be your next Mr October.
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