9. DMX, Party Up (Up In Here)
DMX is currently sitting in jail for drug possession and animal cruelty, something which somehow only scores you 90 days in the clink. His house was forclosed on last year, and just this week the bank decided the rapper’s stint in the hoosegow would make an ideal time to seize it. DMX has also been caught doing other dumb things lately, like checking into a hospital with a fake name so he could skip out on the bill. Basically, he’s a loser and an idiot.
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1. Remember those commercials for Keri Lotion (I think–remember Keri Lotion?) where the lady could spell out the word ‘DRY’ on her dry arm? I think I could do that with my feet right now, because my feet are D-R-Y. Like, falling apart antique paper in the Sahara dry.
2. I went to visit my parents last night, and realized they’ve now reached the age where they think it makes sense to use plastic tablecloth covers. My mom is only 55, I thought that wouldn’t happen for another ten years or so.
3. There’s something comforting about going to a bar and watching drunk girls in the corner sing along to Nirvana’s cover of Molly’s Lips.
4. There’s also something comforting about smoking American Spirits in the winter; going outside when it’s 10 degrees out and windy, I know I’ll be lucky to finish half of one. I feel like I have a lot of willpower, only smoking half a cigarette and recklessly throwing the other half out, even though really I’m just a wimp about winter.
5. I still think that all the good sex blogs are for straight people; I wish someone would prove me wrong, though.
