Here’s Chris Johnson. He was nominated for, and lost, the AVN Award for Best Male Newcomer last night. I found this picture on his Myspace after much searching, because the man’s name is Chris Johnson. He’s cute enough, I guess; according to his Myspace, he’s a skydiving instructor, too, and he has terrible taste in music. (Who knew anybody still liked Fat Joe?)
The AVN Awards there are four separate categories for male performers and, as I mentioned, far, far too many nominees in each category for it to mean anything. So rather than entertaining you with pictures of all fifteen nominees in the Male Foreign Performer category, say, I thought I’d just stick to the eleven nominees in the Best Male Newcomer field. Well, most of them anyway. In addition to Mr. Johnson up there (of whom I couldn’t find any more revealing pictures) there’s one D-Snoop, who I could find zero visual evidence of. He’s been in 63 titles, though, according to the Internet Adult Film Database, including Mandinka Parties and I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 2. He’s also been in movies since 2005, so I’m not sure why he’s new, but whatever.
After the jump, a big peen party and much physical objectification. Yay!
The AVN Awards were last night. There were 127 awards given out, in categories ranging from MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year to Best Director Foreign Non-Feature. There’s also about 800 nominees in each category. (Seriously, the list of nominees is a 55-page .pdf) I’ll be momentarily posting pictures of some of the nominees, because why not, but first I thought I’d present the (long) list of nominees for Clever Title of the Year, because in the porn world that’s a category that deserves its own award:
America’s Next Top Tranny
Bareback Mount Him
Charlie Wilson’s Whore
Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends!
Get That Black Pussy, You Big Dick White Bastard Mutha Fucka
Granny Is Fucking Grandpa’s Fanny
Hairy Movie
I Was 18 50 Years Ago
Leave It In Her Beaver
Love Squirts
My Daughter Went Black And Never Went Back
Oh No! There’s A Negro In My Mom!
Sasha Grey’s Anatomy
Show Me Where It Squirts
Strollin’ In The Colon.
Strollin’ In The Colon rightfully won, although Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends! is kind of hilarious, in a (presumably unintentionally) disturbing way.
