Filed under: hot, music | Tags: booze cruises, donnie wahlberg, new kids on the block
If any of you were wondering what to get me for my birthday, I have a suggestion:
A ticket for New Kids On The Block’s four-day cruise from Fort Lauderdale to the Bahamas, setting sail May 15-18. Tickets go on sale tomorrow; I have no idea how much it costs, because nkotb‘s website isn’t working at the moment, but I’m sure I can’t afford it myself, and that’s why I need you, dear readers.
I mean, surely it would probably be really annoying and full of bleached-blond “fun” women who’ll their kids with the grandparents for the weekend so they can drink too many fruity drinks and get seasick. And, you know, I’d be the uncomfortable bearded one in the corner, drinking unfruity drinks and trying to sneak glances at Donnie Wahlberg the whole time. And finding out whether or not the rumors are true that Joey has slept with half the male population of Massachusetts. Annoying, but SO VERY WORTH IT.
Looks like Donnie’s living up to his New Year’s blog post:
08 was fun….
09 can be funner!!
08 was big…
09 must be BIGGER!!!!
Maybe I can get a job swabbing the decks? This is potentially so awesome it would totally be worth cleaning up lots of pina colada puke.
