Mixtapes for Hookers


I Feel A Little Poke Comin’ Through On You.
January 20, 2009, 2:59 pm
Filed under: mixtape, music

If your clients are into the slow jams, or if you just want something new to dance to in the shower, DJ Sober just posted a slinky mix over at Central Booking.  It’s a little much, I think, for actual sex music–I know I’d get distracted and start laughing when Too Close came on–but it’s worth a listen anyway.  Starting off, oddly, with Bag Lady, it goes on making stops at every locker in your junior high.  By which I mean Jade, Mark Morrison, SWV and Zhane are all represented.  Nice!  (Although would it have been too much to ask for some Domino?)

And if that’s not enough for you, news also surfaced today that D’Angelo might be resurfacing soon with another album.  Now if somebody could just get Sade into a studio there might be an all-out baby boom in 2K10.



Screen Grabs
January 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Nothing against American Idol or anything, but check out the current homepages for the four big networks:

ABC.com home page:

abc

CBS.com home page:

cbs

NBC.com home page:

nbc

FOX.com home page:

fox



So, uh…
January 20, 2009, 11:00 am
Filed under: not hot

Did anybody else see Michelle Obama lose her balance walking up the steps of the White House this morning?  And then see it visibly cut out during the recaps a few seconds later?  That’s some quick editing!

If I have time later, I’d also like to discuss Nadav Kander’s crazy New York Times photo essay from yesterday.  Because, is it me, or is Senior Foreign Policy Aide Denis McDonough not obviously a shape-shifting alien in a 39-year old man’s body?  (Also, how odd is it that the Senior Foreign Policy Aide is only 39?)  I also wonder what David Axelrod and Michelle Obama’s Chief of Staff Jackie Norris did to offend the stylist.



Notable Search Terms: Hookers Bookbinding Edition
January 20, 2009, 8:08 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

Today:
terry richardson boner (5 hits)
britney spears – i had too much to dream
gossip girl: carnal knowledge
lemonade spritzer
trucker hookers porn

Yesterday:
terry richardson tattoos (7 hits)
madonna custom made london
why does lady gaga say red one
list of 90′s r&b one hit wonders
alicia keys earrings in teenage love affair
america’s next top hooker theme song
cowgirls like run half naked at the farm
(more…)




Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.