Mixtapes for Hookers

This is what Facebook just tried to sell me. I think it’s funny for lots of reasons, but mainly because a) I live about ten minutes away from Massachusetts and b) because even though the state might seem small to, say, someone from California, the ad doesn’t say anything about historic Boston or the scenic Berkshires or super-gay Provincetown or “Home of Lizzie Bordon” Fall River or Plumouth, “the place where white people kicked off their permanent reign of terror on this continent.” For instance.