Mixtapes for Hookers


Wait For It…
March 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
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The video of this man singing Kelly Clarkson’s I Do Not Hook Up is a million years old now in internet years, but this is worth watching if you haven’t seen it yet, But mainly for the last five seconds.

As for the song, which is supposed the be the second single off Clarkson’s album, it doesn’t reach the amazingly wonderful heights of My Life Would Suck Without You, but it’s not actually bad, either.



Sex Survey, or: I’m So Bored Right Now It’s Insane
March 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
Filed under: personal

I’m so very bored right now. Apparently now that I have a computer and groceries and a working television and no work I’m just going to spend my entire days trying to look at every porny thing in my Google Reader until I explode.

This joblessness thing is really fucking annoying.

Anyway, after the jump a survey of all sorts of things I’m sure you didn’t want to know about me.
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Search Terms
March 31, 2009, 6:07 pm
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Nothing really exciting this week, though I wonder if the person searching for “video of my mom sucking me” really wanted to find himself as a result…

Today
having a spritzer with eliot spitzer
twodeadsluts wordpress
my boyfriend naked
“sophie ellis bextor nude”
video of my mom sucking me

Yesterday
slow sex dance
sexercising
ryan dempster tattoo
singer sarah connor -terminator
literature songs list

Sunday
coed naked hockey
flo rida nude pics
sex google street map
“pansy division” + “josh zuckerman”
lady gaga pubes

Saturday
“music for sex”
why do italian men cut a haircut on st.
rich franklin sweating pictures
jincey lumpkin nude
macedonian/escorts

Friday
karen o topless
boy pops a boner
karina pasian pics
“what’s love got to do” + marching liste
striper gay

Thursday
flight attendents unifom
nineties “forgotten hits”
joe rogan tattoos
nerdy glasses johnny knoxville
“follow my ding ding ding” lyrics

Wednesday
alicia keys drunk!
italian gay love songs
someone put my phone number craigslist
gay pics !glasses
love in a time of bird flu



2001. Song #9 Flew Airplanes
March 31, 2009, 12:13 pm
Filed under: design of a decade, lists, music | Tags: , , ,

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9. Low, Dinosaur Act

Socially, there were few highlights during my freshman year of college.  I lunched weekly with the French professors and helped organize the film festival and that’s about it; I didn’t go to parties and didn’t really talk to anybody and lived in a very elaborately constructed closet where I made up a girlfriend just for something to do.

But at least I had a radio show, albeit one at a station run by indie fascists.  DJs were continually reprimanted for playing too much Radiohead and not enough Pedro the Lion.  When Low’s Things We Lost In The Fire was released they told us it was the second coming.  Immediately I resented it, especially after it was the #1 album at the station for three months straight.

 Then, of course, I actually heard it.  There’s bleak music, and then there’s bleak music when you’re stuck on top of a snowy hill outside of Utica.  It really was like the second coming!  Low even played at our school, and Alan Sparhawk and Mimi Parker were cute and funny and charming. Sadly, though, almost nobody from my school actually went to that show; it was full of people I never saw before or since, cute boys with matted-down side parts and Rivers Cuomo glasses.

Low were less preachy than fellow Mormon Pedro the Lion, with whom they were touring.  But they were no less dour.  I often think it’s lame to talk about bands in the context of what city they’re from, but I have a feeling Things We Lost In The Fire really is the sound of Duluth.

Dinosaur Act is, I guess, the closest the album has to single material; it’s slow and plodding and kind of loud.  But it’s god a hook, dreary though it may be, and it’s the standout track the first bunch of times you listen to it.

As much as I like Low, though, Things We Lost In The Fire; is their only album I can really get behind.  Their earlier stuff sounds a little weaker to me, and I got really annoyed by the production on their later albums.  (I highly recommend their b-sides box set, though.  It’s totally worth whatever you have to pay for it.)

Low, Dinosaur Act

Bonus Tracks:
Low, Medicine Magazines
Low, Like A Forest



This Map Is Still Very Sorry
March 31, 2009, 12:28 am
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States I’ve Visited:

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The ones I’ve spent any time in–at least four days, say–are in brown.  Though that five days in Chicago did at least give me some grasp on the middle 80% of the country.  More about that tomorrow.




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