Mixtapes for Hookers


American Top 40
March 22, 2009, 10:16 am
Filed under: not hot

As someone who (normally) hosts a top 40 program, I thought I’d take this week’s Spring Break pause to check out the competition, and OH MY GOD IT IS SO TERRIBLE.  Jason Mraz and Jesse McCartney and this God-awful Katy Perry ballad, all in the first twenty minutes?!?!  With the only break being TI and Rihanna’s Live Your Life which is like eleven years old at this point?  Also Ryan Seacrest just said he wanted to father Katy Perry’s baby.  And now he’s talking about The Rock. And doing a Mentos commercial.  God.



March 20, 2009, 5:20 pm
Filed under: music, tv | Tags: , ,

Things I never thought I’d see but did see today:

1. A Magnetic Fields song in a Puma ad.

I’m not sure how I feel about the female vocalist singing the line about the pretty boy in his underwear, but really, this ad is pretty cool, even if I can’t really wrap my head around the concept of light-injected footwear.

[via Wooster Collective]



Posting Notice
March 20, 2009, 3:12 pm
Filed under: copouts, personal

I don’t know if any of you gentle readers are in Chicago, but I’m going to be in town for the opening of this show next Friday.  I’m heading out Wednesday afternoon and between now and then I doubt I’ll be posting much, because there’s hours and hours of editing left to the video the BF and I are showing.



RIP Natasha Richardson
March 18, 2009, 8:56 pm
Filed under: movies | Tags: ,

Actress Natasha Richardson died suddenly today after a tragic ski accident.  While I’m not overly familiar with the actress, and haven’t seen either The Handmaid’s Tale or Patty Hearst for some reason, she did star in one of my favorite bad movies, The Favor The Watch and the Very Big Fish.  In it, she plays Sybil, a woman wanted by both Bob Hoskins (whom she meets when they’re both dubbing foreign porn) and her ex Jeff Goldblum, a mopey pianist who starts to think he’s Jesus.

It’s all very silly, in that British sort of way where very silly things somehow seem very arty, but it’s a lot of fun and the performances all very good.  (French actors Jean-Pierre Cassel and Michel Blanc both have parts, too.)

Aside from this film, which you should track down if you can, I’ve only seen Richardson in Widows’ Peak (which is one of those old-lady movies I used to like as a teenager, like The Enchanted April) and Nell, the Jodie Foster goop-a-thon that I liked when I was fifteen but which seems really dreadful in retrospect.  Oh, and I almost forgot that she was the mean rich lady whose identity Jennifer Lopez stole in Wayne Wang’s masterpiece Maid In Manhattan.



EXCITING EXCITING EXCITING
March 17, 2009, 5:03 pm
Filed under: personal

I just bought myself a computer!  It’s the first time I’ve had a new computing device in 1999.  I am SO VERY HAPPY.

Also, I’ll have internet in my house after Thursday.  I am SO VERY HAPPY about that, too.  And that means I’ll also be able to listen to the thousands and thousands of songs that are stored on my near-useless old hard drive.

Yay!

I got a Macbook.  That means that I now have exciting programs like Photo Booth.  Here’s my first self-portrait:

photo-4

More on this as things develop…



Search Terms: Nude Calvin Harris Edition
March 17, 2009, 4:57 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags:

[Note: Calvin Harris is not wearing any pants in this picture.]

Today:
“shawn johnson” dancing with the stars v
male model armpit
is lady gaga a hooker
“giggle and blush” naked
arn anderson
american male singer song
having 2 accounts with same address on c

Yesterday

bathhouse sex
arab street hookers.com
cheryl tiegs si
“long gloves” porn “marc dorcel”
flo rida shirtless
“they live” truckasauras
how big of a hit was your woman by white
gaywad
well hung celebrities

Sunday:
“well-hung nerd”
cheryl tiegs on true beauty
white town woman en
male enhancement pics gay
“follow my ding ding ding”
disco de depeche mode 101
“beau breedlove” + pics
“go away katy perry”
skopje hookers
sophie ellis bextor nude

Saturday:
man leg hair
biggest dick in the would
auto erotic fixation sheryl crow
dominican guys fuck hooker and film it
cheap dutch hookers
babe ruth the mexican+dollars

Friday:
immigrant song
sophie ellis bextor heartbreak make me a
“think i feel a poke comin thru”
sex france

Thursday:
rap song with “ringy dingy dingy” in it
ohmygod 101
girl dingy
essex green love song mixtape
olivia newton-john nude
words that rhyme with hookers
getting earrings video

Wednesday:
calvin harris nude
the beautifulest songs 2008
cyndi lauper hole in my heart blog
hokkers getting pounded
newport creamery awful awful
lady gargar
“jincey lumpkin”
brandi woodlawn, author



Pop Chart’s On Soon
March 15, 2009, 7:24 am
Filed under: music, shameless self-promotion | Tags:

The Pop Chart starts in just over an hour. Listen here and follow along here. There’s some major shake-ups this week, along with a brand-new number one. On top of that I’ll be looking at all the songs that are being sent to Eurovision this year.



OMG Boy-Nipples!
March 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Filed under: music, personal | Tags: , , ,

After one listen, I really like this song, which comes from Golden Filter. But I won’t say any more than that because I’m heading out for the afternoon. Expect a few days of quietness here, as I’ll be editing video all day tomorrow and then there’s The Pop Chart on Sunday. And Monday’s my James Joyce St. Patrick’s Eve event. And the rest of the week I’ll be gorging myself on zeppoli and spying out the window at my hot, hot, hot new mailman, because as of Monday I’m working from home. (Sort of. As usual my home situation is complicated and silly.)

Hopefully one day soon I’ll get to finish the draft about the Made In Mexico/Cowgirl show I saw last Sunday, as well as tell you how awesome the Masshysteri* show was on Wednesday (hint: it was pretty awesome.)

(*No space, no ‘a.’ But lots of punky Swedishness.)



Sexercising
March 13, 2009, 9:35 am
Filed under: hot | Tags: , ,

I always talk about starting a workout program that’s entirely based around following various celebrity fitness tapes from the eighties and early nineties.  You know, the Eric Nies Grind workout one week, Dixie Carter’s fitness yoga the next.  Then Jody Watley, Paula Abdul, and so on.  Forever, because that’s how many celebrity workout tapes there are.

Anyway, I think this one would have to be worked in there somewhere:

[via Everything Is Terrible]



Mixtapes For Hookers 33
March 12, 2009, 9:43 am
Filed under: mixtape, music | Tags:

Here’s the mix I’ve been waiting to post since last week.  I’ve made some tweaks and think it’s pretty okay now, though it’s sort of gay between the Gretchen Phillips and Pet Shop Boys and everything.

As always, if you like the songs you should buy them.  I’m particularly fond of the Yes Please album, as far as the new stuff goes, and highly recommend it if you’re into that song.

Side A (zip)
1. George Michael, Waiting For That Day
2. Gretchen Phillips, Honey, I Feel So Good
3. Mirah, The Forest
4. Marianne Faithfull, Dear God Please Help Me
5. Sunday & The Menn, You Cheated
6. Bosque Brown, Went Walking
7. Sleeper, Lady Love Your Countryside
8. Marmaduke Duke, Kid Gloves
9. Yes Please, Yes For Now

Side B (zip)
10. Bis, X-Defect
11. Julie Doiron, Je Le Savais
12. The Notwist, Pilot
13. Soul Asylum, Somebody To Shove
14. Kleenex-LiLiPUT, Eisiger Wind
15. Anavan, The Perfect Sound
16. Pet Shop Boys, A Man Could Get Arrested (Alternative Version)
17. The Weight, Had It Made

The mix is fifty-nine minutes.




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