Oddly my love of answer records never dissipates, despite the fact that they’re almost never any good. This one’s kinda likable, though. The Youtube comments on this video are less dopey than Youtube comments usually are, my current favorite being “You could take someone’s eye out with that key change.”
OK, off to DJ songs about space. NO ONE will be dancing, as I’m planning on Buffy Sainte-Marie, The Byrds, and some of the Hair Cast Recording.
Filed under: hookers
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
Filed under: music
Expect posting to be a little on the thin side for the next couple of days. Maybe.
I’m DJing again tonight, this time at a radio station party with an outer space theme. Beyond the overwhelmingly gay song above and the possibly even gayer song below, I have no idea what the hell I’m going to play.
(mp3: Barbra Streisand, Life On Mars?)
On the other hand, today is also laundry day, which means I might be posting more than usual.
Mary Wollstonecraft, author of the classic Vindication of the Rights of Women and mother of Frankenstein author Mary Shelley, turned 250 last week. And now she’s on Twitter.
Filed under: gay, heterosexuals, hookers, hot, music, not hot, porn | Tags: 33 1/3, craigslist, links, malcolm middleton, porn, rihanna, sex, the pet shop boys
Some Firefox tabs I’ve had open for days now that I’m never going to write full posts about:
1. The Daily Beast has a guide to escorting on Craigslist; apparently Craigslist is something a lot of people didn’t know existed.
2. The fact that nobody buys albums anymore occasionally leads to pleasant surprises like the Pet Shop Boys having their highest-charting album in sixteen years.
3. Stereogum has some new Malcolm Middleton, though it may be his last for a while.
4. Most of the 33 1/3 books I’ve actually read are the poorest-performing ones, saleswise. (I’m still bitter about them not accepting my Faith proposal, though.)
5. If that nudey new video by hipster duo Matt & Kim doesn’t do anything for you, you might want to check out Matt & Khym, this hetero couple that made a dirty movie together in 2007. Matt’s kind of a fox, although I can’t say I like the tattoo or the earrings. I do like how this was shot, however. Also, when do you ever get to see people fucking that have known each other for twenty years?
6. Melissa Gira Grant proposes dismantling the internet’s red light district. She’ll be talking about it at Sex 2.0, the feminist sex conference coming up in DC next weekend (which I kind of wanted to go to, though not as much as the Pop Conference in Seattle that just happened.)
7. Curation: Possibly a dead concept (or at least one people don’t need an MFA for anymore.)
8. LA cops took all of the jewelry Rihanna was wearing ($1.4 million worth) the night Chris Brown was arrested. I know that was the night of the Grammys and she wasn’t, you know, on her way to Target or anything, but good Lord is that a lot of money. And, you know, something that didn’t need to be seized as evidence, especially as it was all loaned.
I’m sure this isn’t your go-to place for twink porn–and if it is, I’m really sorry to disappoint you so regularly–but I just stumbled across this movie on Boypost that’s really steamy and old and German (I think?) and I couldn’t not share it. It’s called Homework and it’s about, you know, three boys that get distracted while doing their homework together. There’s something about the poor film quality and bleached-out blue look that I’m really drawn to, though in general hair-deprived teenagers do nothing for me in the arousal department.
Click here to see it on Xtube. (I decided not to embed it, in case you’re one of the people that come here for discussions about Republica, though I’m putting a dirty still after the jump, so be warned.)
Filed under: music | Tags: expose, ma numminen, stacey q, sue gatlin, two of hearts
1. Someone made a Chronicles of Riddick fan video and set it to… the original 1985 Ale Lorenzo-sung version of Point of No Return. It’s unembeddable, but click here. It’s boring, but this song is really hard to find. (The 1987 version on the Exposure album was re-recorded after all three members of Expose were replaced.)
2. Speaking of originals, did you know that Stacey Q was not the first person to sing Two Of Hearts? That distinction belongs to Sue Gatlin. Sadly, the internet is completely devoid of information about Gatlin or this song’s release, though Big Stereo did allude to it in a post about Stacey Q’s 50th (!) birthday.
Sue Gatlin, Two of Hearts (Extended Version)
3. And now for the cover. Here’s MA Numminen, with their take on the eternal Yes Sir, I Can Boogie:
Momus tells German museum-goers some (completely made-up) things about Darwin:
If that’s not enough Momus for you today, here’s my favorite Momus song, which I keep wanting to put on a mixtape even though it violates the 5-minute rule (and the “no posting songs by an artist more than once a year” rule.) It’s off his 1987 debut, which I’ve never actually heard; I only know the song from its appearance from the Best Mixtape Ever, which somebody on a tape tree mailed to me when I was in high school.
Momus, Flame Into Being
[via Art Fag City]
Today:
sexanywhere.com
kele okereke sexy
calvin harris shirtless
arn anderson naked
barrett long fucking a jason crew
Yesterday:
well hung celebrities
morocan ass pics
pop a boner
black hot naked ladies with big pannis
lady gaga likes muffins
The Feminist Porn Awards were held in Toronto over the weekend. I haven’t seen a single one of the movies that won, but here’s a list of winners, anyway. Pictured above is handsome Tyler Knight, winner of the Heartthrob of the Year Award. He’ll soon be starring in Hustler’s porny adaptation of the Cosby Show, which is really odd on many levels.
Hottest Kink Movie
Perversions of Lesbian Lust Vol.1 | Madison Young; Madison Bound Productions
Steamiest Trans Scene
Crash Pad Series 2- Unlocked | Shine Louise Houston; Pink and White Productions
Sexiest Straight Movie
Intense Desires | Eli Cross ; Lennox Films
Hottest Mature Couple’s Movie
Bill and Desiree: Love is Timeless | Tony Comstock; Comstock Films
Most Sensual Softcore & Golden Beaver Award for Canadian Content
Man of My Dreams | Mimi Balfour; Cleopatra Productions
Steamiest Educational Series
Red Hot Touch Series | New World Sex Education
Sexiest Dyke Movie
One Night Stand (Pour Une Nuit) | Emilie Jouvet; Hyst Productions
Most Deliciously Diverse Cast
Roulette | Courtney Trouble; Nofauxxx Productions
Heartthrob of the Year
Dylan Ryan | For work in Strap-on Motel, Sex Mannequin, Crash Pad Series Volume 3, Champion, Perversions of Lesbian Lust: Volume 1 and Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco.
Heartthrob of the Year
Tyler Knight | For work in Chemistry 4 and Intense Desires
Indie Porn Pioneer
Madison Young
Movie of the Year
Champion | Shine Louise Houston; Pink and White Productions
Honorable Mentions:
* Voluptuous Biker Babes | Carlos Batts; Adam and Eve Pictures
* Matinee | Jennifer Lyon Bell; Blue Artichoke Films
* Couch Surfers: Trans Men in Action | Trannywood Pictures; Brazen Garage Squad Productions
* Skateboard Kink Freak | Maria Beatty; Bleu Productions
* Barcelona Sex Project | Erika Lust; Lust Films
[Good For Her, via Audacia Ray]
