Mixtapes for Hookers


Patrick Wolf Puts Himself In The Magic Position
April 7, 2009, 4:14 pm
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I haven’t decided yet whether I like Vulture, the first single from Patrick Wolf’s forthcoming album The Bachelor.  I definitely like how the vocals are mixed, but I definitely don’t like what he looks like in the video.  While Wolf has always been about terrible hair and horrific outfits, and while I generally have no problem with an S/M aesthetic, I’m not sure that his sudden move towards Ministry-esque eighties industrial makes any sense.

Then again, I haven’t yet heard the song when I wasn’t watching the video, so maybe I’m just having trouble distancing the catchy-ish melody from the sight of him being all Johnny Bondage Twink in the clip:



Half Of New England Can Now Marry Whomever They Like
April 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
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Vermont’s gone and legalized gay marriage, meaning that people of any sex can now marry one another in half of New England.  And Iowa.

Speaking of weddings, Our Hit Parade today did their 100th cover of the year (!), a medley of Beyonce’s Single Ladies and Khia’s eternal My Neck My Back.  It might actually be the best effort yet in their tireless cover-a-day blog.  (Which is going way too fast, by the way.  2009, I mean. Christopher Weingarten is also up to 225 in his quest to Twitter-review 1000 albums this year.  And I think he’s behind a goody fory or fifty reviews at this point.)



I Guess I Must Have Messed It Up
April 7, 2009, 11:18 am
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Some feminists are all up in arms about the new campaign for the Wilkinson Sword, which uses a moderately snappy jingle to get ladies to shave their pubes:

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Notable Search Terms: Not Very Notable Edition
April 7, 2009, 10:30 am
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