I’m organizing a pretty major event that’s happening for 11 hours tomorrow. And Thursday I’m probably just going to be sleeping all day. And then I might go through some computer detox over the weekend, maybe. So I might be laying low for the next coupla days. Sorry! In the meantime, here’s the video for the new Girls Can’t Catch song, Keep Your Head Up. I love how the director went for “battle of the sexes” and took the group’s sporty name as inspiration, but then went with a) a game that doesn’t involve catching and b) the least exciting sport in the history of people moving around. Bonus points for setting the whole thing in a junkyard for no reason.
Or, how people found the blog this week:
Today:
really porn dancing
rich franklin gay
alizee has a pop track that is reminiscent
feel like the devil’s riding
nina hartley famous
“under gay”
michael phelps group sex
Monday:
cock alert
what are the lyrics to brooke hogan’s remix
michael dean naked
whos having an affair with claudia galanti
peter shilling major tom alvin and the chipmunks (more…)
Filed under: gay, porn, starfucking | Tags: fictional character starfucking, opportunities, poorly crafted filth
Several years ago, too broke to buy Christmas gifts, I wrote my best friend a novel. It’s true! But not just any novel, mind you. A pornographic Hardy Boys novel! When we stopped living together, he made a point of leaving behind any gifts I had given him in the past, and the other day I found the only physical copy of the book. It’s in manuscript form, and I had it done at Kinko’s, which means (of course) that it’s a little fucked up and one chapter starts twice and there’s some blank pages in the middle for no reason. But hey, whatever!
Anyway, the book is no good to me and actually pretty embarrassing and frankly I wouldn’t mind getting it out of my life. But if you’ve ever wanted to read about violent bathroom stall sex, brother-on-brother whoopie, or a mystery woman based loosely around Goldie Hawn’s character in Housesitter, send me something dirty. A story, some photos, something you drew on a napkin, whatever. It can be your creation or someone else’s, although if it’s someone else’s I’m going to want documentation of where you got it from (who wrote it, photographed it, whatever.) Whoever sends me the most interesting thing by next Monday at 5pm wins. E-mail your entries to yurigellerbentme@gmail.com
