Filed under: personal, porn | Tags: max hardcore, ooh wa ah ah ah, personal, porn
I just took the “What Porn Star Are You” quiz on Facebook, after seeing that someone I went to second grade with was Tera Patrick. My result, for some reason, was Max Hardcore.
Speaking of porn and Facebook, I updated my status the other day to say that I had a cold, only I jokingly used the phrase “down with the sickness,” alluding to the horrific Disturbed song from six or seven years ago.
And then, totally coincidentally, it showed up in this porn trailer I happened upon the other day. Crazy, right?
Filed under: gay, magazines, music, personal | Tags: annie, complaining, pinups
So, I’ve been a total crabass for the past few days, and it’s largely related to a) my family being annoying, b) my lack of job prospects, c) the fact that I chose the wrong point in my life to start reading dystopian sci-fi, d) the fact that I haven’t paid my rent for this month and all of my utilities are about to be shut off, and e) the fact that I’m not getting any credit for something I think I rightfully should be getting at least a little bit of credit for, regardless of how foolish the whole thing is anyway.
But, today’s getting better. For one thing I think I just got a new writing gig (yay!) For another it was just announced that Annie’s new album is coming out after all. And then I just got an e-mail about the new issue of Pinups. And holy crap is the cover [above] ever exquisite. There’s so much plaid I might pee.
In case you didn’t know, each issue of Pinups features a series of black and white photos of one or two guys, but the whole magazine can be unstapled and assembled into a giant pin-up. Like so. So I’m extra-excited for this new issue, which will be out next month.
(Relatedly, I ran into Evan, the model for the summer issue, at the ICA in Boston the other day, but I didn’t recognize him until much later, despite the fact that there was a life-sized naked portrait of him hanging in my dining room for almost two months.)
