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2002. It’s About Time For Songs #3′s Arrival
September 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
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[My recap of my favorite singles of 2002 continues with a look at the year's two best spelling mistakes.]

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#3.  Christina Aguilera, Dirrty, and Nelly, Hot In Herre

Christina Aguilera never came across as a particularly innocent girl, but the world wasn’t especially prepared for something as in-your-face crazy as Dirrty when the singer returned in late 2002 after a two-year solo absence from the charts.* Bearing almost no resemblance to any of her earlier singles, Dirrty was a completely batshit mixture of hip-hop sounds with divalike wailing and messy pop production.

Aguilera had little interest in placing herself as Britney Spears’ rival, which is probably why she waited three years to follow-up on her debut.  Spears had already released five singles off her third album before Aguilera dropped Dirrty, the lead single from her second. Based on Redman’s Let’s Get Dirty (I Can’t Get In Da Club), Aguilera’s anthem is all about plopping layers of vocals atop one another, seemingly with little regard for the music.  (more…)



Eurovision Song of the Decade Finalists Have Been Announced
September 29, 2009, 3:14 pm
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Over at ESCtoday they’ve been running polls to figure out what the best Eurovision song of the decade is.  They’ve narrowed it down to 24 finalists.  After watching every performance yet again on Youtube, here’s how I’ve decided to cast my ballot (as soon as the polls open up):

12 points: Turkey (Sertab Erener, Every Way That I Can, 2003)
10 points: Estonia (Urban Symphony, Rändajad, 2009)
8 points: Belgium (Kate Ryan, Je t’adore, 2006)
7 points: Portugal (Vânia Fernandes, Senhora do mar, 2008)
6 points: Germany (Texas Lightning, No No Never, 2006)
5 points: Greece (Helena Paparizou, My Number One, 2005)
4 points: Finland (Lordi, Hard Rock Hallelujah, 2006)
3 points: France (Patricia Kaas, Et s’il fallait le faire, 2009)
2 points: Spain (Beth, Dime, 2003)
1 point: Hungary (NOX, Forogj, világ!, 2005)
honorable mention: Switzerland (Vanilla Ninja, Cool Vibes, 2005)
-6000 points: Iceland (Johanna, Is It You?, 2009)

After the jump, some of my favorite Eurovision songs of the decade:
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