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[I wrote this hours ago and apparently it didn't publish... Sorry about that.]
The identity of Belle de Jour, impetus for the high class call girl craze, was revealed today in the Sunday Times. I wrote about it for Carnal Nation. Also in the things I wrote department, a Kansas teacher was fired this week for making a dick joke about the shape of Florida.
How to avoid bicycle dick. According to a Boston urologist, there are “two kinds of long-distance male cyclists. Those who have erection problems, and those who will have them.”
The enthusiastic tone of most African newspaper writing always amazes me. Here’s a story from Botswana about how sleeping with younger girls is going to give you AIDS.
Emma Thompson’s anti-trafficking train car exhibit left New York today. I didn’t hear about it in time, I would have liked to see it. In very, very unrelated news, her ex-husband’s new movie looks like… something.
In addition to being an idiot and an asshole, the governor of Rhode Island is just really mean.
[Jesus drawing by Larry Van Pelt of Niceville, Florida. The detail on the watch might be my favorite part. Many more here.]