Filed under: porn, shameless self-promotion | Tags: calls for naked dudes, craigslist, fuck craigslist
I swear, Craigslist is the fucking worst.
I’ve said it before, many times, and I keep thinking they’re going to change but they never will. Never.
I’m working on a semi-super-secret photo project involving naked dudes (surprise) and thought that, since I recently got a new phone, I’d try to recruit models via an adult gigs ad. I’ve been shot down by Craigslist many times before and they’ve blocked my old phone number (which is required for “adult” ads) but figured I’d give it a shot with the new digits since, you know, it’s free.
And it got blocked before it even went up. And now I’m guessing that my e-mail address and my new phone number have been permanently tainted and/or banned from the site, just like the old ones were. I e-mailed them and bitched them out, telling them that there was nothing in my post that was remotely in violation of their terms of service and that I get better customer service and quicker answers from the cable company. I expect, in eight hours or so, to get some kind of automatically generated form letter detailing everything that could have possibly been wrong.
In the meantime, if you know any guys in the southern New England area that like taking their clothes off for semi-super-secret art projects, tell them to drop me an e-mail. It doesn’t pay well, but I’ll feed them and ply them with whiskey and I think I’m sort of fun to hang out with? There’s no sex involved, it’s not particularly porny, and all the shoots will be solo, if that matters.
Filed under: art, heterosexuals, hot, not hot | Tags: art, blowjobs, dirty poetry, hot pants penis collectors, japan, museums, news, olympics, photography, political portraits, rainbow parties, romans, shoes, star wars, strippers, tiger woods, urban legends, xtube
You know, if you hadn’t seen enough yet…
A profile of Japan’s oldest stripper.
Video of a really crazy-looking woman giving her husband a pullback blowjob. Straight people are fascinating sometimes.
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you. Jeez, Romans.
Ten urban legends that caused a moral panic. Hahaha, rainbow parties.
The art of the political portrait.
UK museums are closing after funding gets diverted to the Olympics. Fucking Olympics.
I spent last weekend surrounded by Star Wars crazed cousins, which reminded me of the new Adidas Star Wars collection.
[image: I don't know how I originally came across Czech photographer Jaroslav Kučera, but this photograph is completely delightful.]
Filed under: books, gay, hot, music, personal, porn | Tags: america, arch noble, beards, campy, comics, depeche mode, detroit, face fucking, hanky code, internet, kenzie, louisa may alcott, michael stipe, racism, ssris, stress, sweden, toby keith, unzipped, we had faces then
Andrew Sullivan thinks Michael Stipe has the best beard of 2009. I disagree, although maybe it’s because I still think of the hairy, more sexually frustrated Stipe who I fantasized about during my early teen years. Either way, I’m listening to Monster for the rest of the morning. (It is such an awesome album.)
The other day Unzipped gave out some awards to gay porn blogs. Mainly it was uninteresting (plus, come on with the seven-way ties…) They did give one to Arch Noble, though. Somehow I had never seen that site before, but it looks good.
