Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: alice in wonderland, avril lavigne, calendars, caligula, chest hair, conan o'brien, desert islands, everybody hurts, gie joe, jedward, naked photography, profile pictures, sex advice, sex bloggers, simon cowell, singalongs, susie bright, train, vanilla ice
You can read a lot by reading sex advice columns in other countries’ newspapers. Check out Question 5 in the “Ask The Sexpert” section of the Bangalore Mirror, for instance.
The guy that made Caligula claims he’s going to make the first 3-D porn movie. Which is sort of funny, because I was pretty sure that had been done already…
Is Jedward featuring Vanilla Ice an early shoo-in in the the worst song of 2010 race?
Well, they would be, except for the mind-numbing all-star cover of Everybody Hurts that Simon Cowell assembled to raise money for Haiti. Which is surely the worst song of 2010, right?
Well, no, because Train are still popular. And while it’s nice to hear a pro-chest hair song on the radio, it would be nice if that song wasn’t the worst song imaginable. Because Hey Soul Sister really is the worst song imaginable, isn’t it?
Well, it was, until the horrible depths of imagination were expanded to shocking and terrible new lows by Alice, Avril Lavigne’s contribution to the soundtrack of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland movie. HOLY FUCKING CRAP I seriously don’t know if I have ever, EVER heard a song this terrible before.
Susie Bright wants you to call her. (She doesn’t want to talk to you, though.)
The Sex Bloggers’ Calendar is going national in 2011. If you’ve got a sexy blog, perhaps you might want to know more about it.
Is NBC trying to pretend that Conan O’Brien never existed?
The SF Appeal on how to photograph yourself naked. I actually don’t agree with most of this, especially the part about trimming your pubes to make your dick look bigger. But, you know, the world is stupid that way.
Carnal Nation has Myths About Profile Pictures from online personal ads. (With graphs!)
As for what I wrote on Carnal Nation this week, I covered the new “abstinence plus” education that may be coming to Mississippi, tne Enquirer’s odds of getting a Pulitzer for their coverage of the John Edwards scandal, and the ex-gay propaganda that got passed out to Maryland public high school students with their report cards.
Finally, if any of you happen to be collectors of GI Joe memorablia and are going to be passing through Providence this spring, I kind of want to meet you.
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