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Snow Day!
And what better way to spend my houseboundness than by nerding out over Google Analytics? Now, numbers don’t really mean that much to me, in the sense that none of my websites are commercial, and chances are I’d be posting the same thing whether seven people were viewing it or seventy thousand people. But also I do appreciate a good graph!
In 2010, Naked Pictures Of Your Dad had over a million unique pageviews from over 120,000 unique visitors (not including the 2,000 people or so who read it regularly in their Tumblr dashboard). It is way more popular than this blog, because photos of dicks win every single time. Visitors came from 171 countries, with over 1,000 visits logged from 19 nations. The site’s numbers have been growing steadily over the course of the year and, on December 21st, I hit a new daily record for just about everything.
After the jump, the ten individual posts that got the most Naked Pictures Of Your Dad traffic in 2010. (Of course, since this is Google, I’m only counting visits to each actual page and not, say, the number of likes and reblogs noted by Tumblr. You never know, though: if today gets reeeeeeeeeeally boring I might give that a whirl, too.)
#10. Francois Sagat [thanks, guys] originally found on Gruffmen and posted 03/31/10; 639 hits, 71 notes.
9. unknown guy; originally found on Mrs. Candy’s Perfect Phallus and posted 02/05/10; 651 hits, 62 notes.
8. unknown guy; originally found on The Penis Soliloquies and posted 09/12/10; 656 hits, 208 notes.
7. Adam, originally found on Brutos Eros and posted 09/19/09; 658 hits in 2010, 287 notes overall
6. unknown guy; originally found via InTo Pits and posted 09/04/10; 674 hits, 117 notes
5. Sylar (a now-deleted Dudesnude account), originally reblogged from ushistoryclass (also now deleted) on 1/29/10; 795 hits, 78 notes
4. submission from a reader in North Carolina; originally posted on 1/28/10; 1,072 hits, 47 notes
3. Wade Neff, originally found on Brutos Eros and posted on 7/03/09; 1,311 hits in 2010; 10 notes overall.
2. unknown guy, originally found on The Perfect Penis (since deleted) and posted on 7/28/09; 1,862 hits in 2010; 9 notes overall.
1. unknown guy; originally found on Amateurs From Everywhere (since deleted by Google/Blogger) and posted on 08/18/09; 3,730 hits in 2010; 21 notes overall.
Do you see how that last post had twice as many visits as any other page? It’s funny, because it’s definitely not the most remarkable–or the hottest–image I’ve posted ever. Actually, besides #3, #4, #5, and maybe #10, I’d say that overall this is kind of a weak representation of the images I post…
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#10 is Francois Sagat — judging by the face and partially visible forearm tattoo
Comment by elmo argonaut January 12, 2011 @ 12:56 pmIs it?? I knew I was bad at identifying people, but I didn’t think I was that bad… Although maybe without seeing his forhead I wouldn’t know.
Comment by mixtapesforhookers January 12, 2011 @ 1:06 pmAwesome! Numbers 1,4 and 5 drive me nutty. mmm mmm
Comment by Accidental Bear January 12, 2011 @ 1:02 pmNo. 10 is DEFINITELY Francois Sagat – I’ve seen the footage of him pissing on himself on a NYC rooftop (I think it’s NYC, but don’t quote me on THAT part) – damn hot, but I forget the film title (sorry!). No. 2 is from a fairly extensive porn shoot from some years ago/there are plenty of pics of him, but I don’t know anything more off the cuff. No. 1 has a certain incredible appeal – the guy is very ‘real’ in his furry attractiveness – we’ve all known someone lustworthy who looked like him, so that’s my guess on why ’tis so popular!
Comment by Fantod January 12, 2011 @ 4:57 pmAnd, oh, that furry arse on No. 8 – WOW!! Keep up the good work, buddy!
Yeah, I’d have to disagree about picture # 1. But I guess I just *really* like throwing up a guy’s legs and eating his hairy ass?
Comment by Dewitt January 13, 2011 @ 1:07 pm