Filed under: gay, hot | Tags: best week ever, headmaster magazine, new york city, pulp
This video of Pulp at the Reading Festival in 1994 has been on Youtube for a year and it only has 1400 views so far, which is a crazy shame that maybe we should all collectively cry about. It’s so good! And the sound is good, too.
Anyway, I’m going to see Pulp IN THE FLESH at Radio City Music Hall tonight and I am so so so so so excited. I haven’t seen them live ever, and also I haven’t been to Radio City since my largely Jewish sixth-grade class took a big trip (with most of our parents) down there to see the Rockettes. (It took us six hours to get there and the one clear memory I have of that trip is this one girl Lori Carocciola’s mom spent some of the gridlock time by dancing in the aisles when “Rumpshaker” came on the radio. Oh, and that we almost didn’t make it back home because that same girl’s dad had disappeared into a bar at one point and the bus driver wouldn’t leave because we were one person short.)
Filed under: art, hot | Tags: art, headmaster magazine, matias uris, shameless self-promotion
On Saturday at the party we debuted a brand-new print (a self-portrait!) by Matias Uris, and it is soooooooooooooo lovely. You can find it on the inside cover of the new issue of Headmaster, but now you can also possess it in a larger, more frame-able 9″ X 12″ form. It’s printed in an edition of 20 and it’s on the web shoppe now for just $25.
Filed under: hot, music | Tags: jake gyllenhaal, murderers, music videos, shoes
The video for new Shoes track “Time To Dance” is the sort of thing that was so obviously made to go viral that you have to admire it. Featuring Jake Gyllenhaal as a mass murderer who uses a fencing costume (among other things) to commit his murders, the eight-and-a-half minute clip–for an already repetitive three-minute and sixteen second song that basically plays twice–will surely be watched by many, many, many homosexual men Jake Gyllenhaal enthusiasts who would have never otherwise heard a track that’s rather aggressively blah. They were even nice enough to show him in a towel for about three seconds.
It’s worth one viewing, though, although don’t feel especially obligated to turn the volume up.
Over on Naked Pictures Of Your Dad, I’m taking nominations for next month’s list of The 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived (Or At Least Lived During The Era of Photography and Video). To give the list some diversity, I’m offering prompts each day and asking people to email me up to three suggestions for each category.
As of right now I’m taking suggestions for Hot Athletes and Hot Canadians. I’ll keep updating this post with each day’s prompts… If you have favorites, send suggestions to mixtapesforhookers@gmail.com.
Filed under: gay, hot | Tags: billy miller, fred jensen, naked pictures of your dad, patrick o'brien, ron amato, statistics
We’re rapidly closing in on the end of the year, so I thought I’d present you with 2011′s twelve most popular posts on Naked Pictures Of Your Dad. (I’m going by unique hits to each photo’s page, not the number of Tumblr likes and reblogs. Though I should mention that, despite several lengthy posting breaks this year, my number of Tumblr followers more than doubled.) Actually, each of the top ten posts got about a thousand more hits than the corresponding posts did last year.
Boners and stuff after the jump:
Filed under: gay, heterosexuals, hot, internet | Tags: conner habib, eurovision, fleshbot, fleshbot awards, me me me me me, model call, new york
Just a quick reminder about a bunch of stuff I’ve got going on in the next 48 hours:
1. Tomorrow (Thursday) night I’m reading with Conner Habib at the AS220 Project Space in downtown Providence. 7pm. I’m very excited to meet Conner in person finally, and also excited (yet nervous!) to be reading a story in front of some people I actually see regularly but who maybe don’t know as much about me as they think they do…
2. Friday I’m helping njoy throw the official after-party for the Fleshbot Awards at the G2 Lounge in New York (9th Ave @ 14th St.) The party’s free and open to the public and will be really fun–awesome music, drinks galore, and one njoy eleven (a giant, 2.75 lb. stainless steel toy with a retail value of about $300) will be given away to one lucky partygoer.
3. I’m still working on my month-long photo project, documenting guys in my apartment as I prepare to move out and move in with my boyfriend after six years of living apart. Preview images–basically untouched/barely-touched photos that may or may not end up with the final portfolio–can be seen on my Tumblr.
4. I’m blogging about fashion, still, and just today I posted a piece about what to where when you’re a couple and you’re performing at the Eurovision Song Contest.
[photo: Italy at Eurovision 1984. Not the best look.]
Filed under: gay, hot, people from rhode island | Tags: conner habib, me me me me me, providence, readings
So, close readers of this blog will know that for a couple of years now I’ve had a giant mental and physical boner for porn star writer Conner Habib. So I’m super-excited to announce that this Thursday he’ll be in Providence and we’ll be reading some non-fiction together.
The reading takes place at 7pm at the AS220 Project Space–that’s the one on Mathewson St., next to the Stable. The reading starts at 7pm and I can genuinely say that you should totally try to be there. Conner is a very smart and interesting guy, and hopefully when we finally meet face-to-face I’ll be able to, you know, function and not just start slobbering. Although COME ON would you blame me. Especially now that I just saw stills from Joe Gage’s upcoming Dad Goes To College. Holy Lord does that look like my new favorite movie ever.
Filed under: heterosexuals, hot | Tags: dildos, fleshbot, me me me me me, new york city, njoy, parties
Just thought I’d mention that I’m helping to plan the 11.11.11 celebration of the njoy Eleven, which is taking place next Friday at the Gaslight Lounge in New York. It’s also the official after-party of the Fleshbot Awards, which are taking place earlier in the evening at the Highline Ballroom. Expect to see porny celebrities, hear good music provided by the ever-skilled (and dreamy) HARSHBOYS, and possibly even win an njoy Eleven of your own.
Filed under: gay, hot | Tags: manhunt daily, me me me me me, stanley tucci, starfucking
I’m guest blogging over at Manhunt Daily for a couple of days. It’s fun, so far I’ve gotten to talk about sucking Stanley Tucci’s dick (I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna) and failing to seduce the Vios salesman. Who knows what filthy nonsense I’ll say next.
Filed under: hookers, hot, people from rhode island | Tags: me me me me me, providence, readings
At long last, I can finally announce this reading I’m organizing in Providence on June 9th. I am very, very excited to have put this together. These are some of my favorite people (ahem ahem ahem ahem), largely because they are all smart and funny and interesting, and so I expect this event to be a big heap of fun.
The reading is part of Q30, which is this month-long queer art happening that a guy named Michael Kurt organized. He’s taken over a space downtown for the month and there’s readings and talks and music and films and a whole bunch of other stuff. It’s good that it’s happening in June because with the colleges out there’s often a shortage of interesting events going on.
Full performer bios after the jump:
