Over on Naked Pictures Of Your Dad, I’m taking nominations for next month’s list of The 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived (Or At Least Lived During The Era of Photography and Video). To give the list some diversity, I’m offering prompts each day and asking people to email me up to three suggestions for each category.
As of right now I’m taking suggestions for Hot Athletes and Hot Canadians. I’ll keep updating this post with each day’s prompts… If you have favorites, send suggestions to mixtapesforhookers@gmail.com.
Filed under: gay, hot | Tags: billy miller, fred jensen, naked pictures of your dad, patrick o'brien, ron amato, statistics
We’re rapidly closing in on the end of the year, so I thought I’d present you with 2011′s twelve most popular posts on Naked Pictures Of Your Dad. (I’m going by unique hits to each photo’s page, not the number of Tumblr likes and reblogs. Though I should mention that, despite several lengthy posting breaks this year, my number of Tumblr followers more than doubled.) Actually, each of the top ten posts got about a thousand more hits than the corresponding posts did last year.
Boners and stuff after the jump:
Filed under: gay, heterosexuals, hot, internet | Tags: conner habib, eurovision, fleshbot, fleshbot awards, me me me me me, model call, new york
Just a quick reminder about a bunch of stuff I’ve got going on in the next 48 hours:
1. Tomorrow (Thursday) night I’m reading with Conner Habib at the AS220 Project Space in downtown Providence. 7pm. I’m very excited to meet Conner in person finally, and also excited (yet nervous!) to be reading a story in front of some people I actually see regularly but who maybe don’t know as much about me as they think they do…
2. Friday I’m helping njoy throw the official after-party for the Fleshbot Awards at the G2 Lounge in New York (9th Ave @ 14th St.) The party’s free and open to the public and will be really fun–awesome music, drinks galore, and one njoy eleven (a giant, 2.75 lb. stainless steel toy with a retail value of about $300) will be given away to one lucky partygoer.
3. I’m still working on my month-long photo project, documenting guys in my apartment as I prepare to move out and move in with my boyfriend after six years of living apart. Preview images–basically untouched/barely-touched photos that may or may not end up with the final portfolio–can be seen on my Tumblr.
4. I’m blogging about fashion, still, and just today I posted a piece about what to where when you’re a couple and you’re performing at the Eurovision Song Contest.
[photo: Italy at Eurovision 1984. Not the best look.]
Filed under: gay, hot, people from rhode island | Tags: conner habib, me me me me me, providence, readings
So, close readers of this blog will know that for a couple of years now I’ve had a giant mental and physical boner for porn star writer Conner Habib. So I’m super-excited to announce that this Thursday he’ll be in Providence and we’ll be reading some non-fiction together.
The reading takes place at 7pm at the AS220 Project Space–that’s the one on Mathewson St., next to the Stable. The reading starts at 7pm and I can genuinely say that you should totally try to be there. Conner is a very smart and interesting guy, and hopefully when we finally meet face-to-face I’ll be able to, you know, function and not just start slobbering. Although COME ON would you blame me. Especially now that I just saw stills from Joe Gage’s upcoming Dad Goes To College. Holy Lord does that look like my new favorite movie ever.
Filed under: heterosexuals, hot | Tags: dildos, fleshbot, me me me me me, new york city, njoy, parties
Just thought I’d mention that I’m helping to plan the 11.11.11 celebration of the njoy Eleven, which is taking place next Friday at the Gaslight Lounge in New York. It’s also the official after-party of the Fleshbot Awards, which are taking place earlier in the evening at the Highline Ballroom. Expect to see porny celebrities, hear good music provided by the ever-skilled (and dreamy) HARSHBOYS, and possibly even win an njoy Eleven of your own.
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I’m guest blogging over at Manhunt Daily for a couple of days. It’s fun, so far I’ve gotten to talk about sucking Stanley Tucci’s dick (I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna) and failing to seduce the Vios salesman. Who knows what filthy nonsense I’ll say next.
Filed under: hookers, hot, people from rhode island | Tags: me me me me me, providence, readings
At long last, I can finally announce this reading I’m organizing in Providence on June 9th. I am very, very excited to have put this together. These are some of my favorite people (ahem ahem ahem ahem), largely because they are all smart and funny and interesting, and so I expect this event to be a big heap of fun.
The reading is part of Q30, which is this month-long queer art happening that a guy named Michael Kurt organized. He’s taken over a space downtown for the month and there’s readings and talks and music and films and a whole bunch of other stuff. It’s good that it’s happening in June because with the colleges out there’s often a shortage of interesting events going on.
Full performer bios after the jump:
This video gave me I don’t even know how many boners when I was thirteen. And probably has something to do with my undying affinity for intense sideburns.
Two weeks shy of my thirtieth birthday, I get to scratch “Be In A Charity Calendar Without Any Pants On” off the proverbial bucket list. Happy May!!
The year’s a third over already, but there’s always time and money to buy hangable 12 X 12 photos of your favorite bloggers, especially when the proceeds all go to a good cause.
Filed under: hookers, hot | Tags: calls for performers, new york city, sex worker cabaret
Last year I took part in the inaugural Sex Worker Cabaret, the event to take place before the doors closed at the Slipper Room on the Lower East Side. The event was a lot of fun, and featured such pretty and nice people as Lorelei Lee, Jodi Sh Doff, Essence Revealed, Inbred Hybrid Collective* and Adam The Terrible. Everyone was very glamorous and glittery and fabulous and I read a story un-glamorous story about my godparents’ yard sale.
This June, all the magic is happening again. This time it’s at Public Assembly in Brooklyn, and right now there’s an open call for performers (and also video artists!) There’s not a ton of time, though; the deadline is April 7.
Sarah Jenny’s official press release after the jump:
