Boy has it been a while since I’ve done one of those…  I’ve removed some deleted/outdated ones and added a couple of others.  Anything you think I’m missing?  Let me know, as I have a terrible memory for this sort of thing.

Presented Alphabetically:

a dinosaur and a naked girl
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The 64 Most Notable Search Terms On This Blog In The Last 30 Days, Presented Alphabetically:

“a day without hookers”
“i have never been to sumatra”
“juicy” and “stripper”
“shaved balls “
“you’re my tenderloin”
“terry richardson’s giant penis”, “terry richardson” + “giant penis” – “girls”, etc
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Oh boy.  I sure wish I had more time to write in this thing.

Yesterday:
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alicia keys drunk
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craigslist for fucking

Monday:
zoli adok hung gay
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the most top ten naked photo
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shagetti

Sunday:
gabe saporta penis
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dirty storeyamil
terry richardson ejaculation
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Saturday:
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Friday:
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Thursday:
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sleazy boys blogspot
real princess diaries alexa back
lykke li ear piercings
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Wednesday:
hot guy in boxer
giant tatas
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[photo of Adok Zoli via]

Yesterday:
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gay spandex
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“the faster i breathe the further i go”
what are myths about abstinence

Monday:
Àdok zoli nude
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sexy mix tapes
manda rin bis

Sunday:
bully porn
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“arye gross shirtless”
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Saturday:
kim deal topless
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Friday:
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symbols in up in the air
pictures of ten naked
the bully sex scenes
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Thursday:
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pulp fiction nudity
i take it both ways

Wednesday:
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“mary lou lord” prostitute
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“poppers will take youto a place beyond the sky”
matthew lawrence penis

After a little mental/emotional… episode the other day, I’ve decided that I need to do some life restructuring. Basically, job hunting needs to be my #1 priority right now. Then there’s the magazine, the second issue of which is going to print in a month. Then there’s the previously planned events I’ve got going on basically every week between now and June. Then there’s little personal matters like my filthy, filthy apartment, my crippling inability to work in said filth, my tendency to get really sad when I spend too much time away from the filth, and so on.

So, for the next week or two, I’m in hyper-life organization mode. Sending out resumes every morning, working on Headmaster every afternoon, and filth removal in the evening. That doesn’t leave a whole lot of time for blogging, unfortunately, especially as I’m trying to ramp up my personal writing for a number of contests and stuff that have upcoming deadlines. Already a number of posts I’ve meant to write lately have fallen by the wayside.

I’ll still be posting on Tumblr when I get a spare minute here and there, and I promise to return soon.

xoxo,
Matthew

ps: In the meantime, here is a very sad Marie Leforet singing the very sad “Viens, viens.”

Yesterday:
i hate my job
“was it a lie” sleater kinney meaning
terry richardson’s penis
stripper named natalia in houston
youjeez

Monday:
we’re almost halfway there song
british boy bands naked
chris brown is a horrible person
aint no cure for the wintertime blues
giant tatas

Sunday:
italian stereotypes
where did the craigslist hookers go
who says “white wine doesn’t need to breathe”
experience about adventure
me fucking a stripper

Saturday:
put ya legs behind ya head..i’m gonna make u wet the bed..
theme on boys for pele
is jeremy scahill gay
jonas akerlund gay
noel & the red wedge

Friday:
saint etienne hooker
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brutos eros
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marracash

Thursday:
doug giles daughters
cat federal hill resident-restaurateur_forced_to_move
italian prostitute and boy edukation porno
dad at work naked photos
naked nerdy guy

Wednesday:
dopey gay sex
civil war beard
chris brown is a horrible person
hair metal 1987
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Yesterday:
slava mogutin porn
the male nude art photography
dampsex.com
just like a pill pink
myths about abstinence

Monday:
“karen o” topless
mickey mouse t shirts damon albarn song
“wade neff”
pretty amish women
campy sex

Sunday:
gaywad
terry richardson himself naked
“calvin harris shirtless”
cock cake
craigslist antique fucking

Saturday:
yosemite in the sixties
who is calling wallpapers
don’t understand mixtapes
dirty writen stories
jackass 3 boner

Fruday:
altered images mixtapes
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rich franklin shorts
nervous about strip bar
sexual moans mixtape

Thursday:
mamas spagetti porn
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chris brown has a weird dick
next time i am in church please no photos
any happyendings in ri

Wednesday:
retro bagger
wild beasts mixtape
horse with condom
terry richardson semen
tart cards
nina hartley like a boy

Today:
naked group showers tumblr
“tove styrke” a list
karen o topless
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wikipedia hits of the 90`s

Yesterday:
crisis and true personality
cock cake
willem defoe’s cock
catholicporn
arm fall off boy porn

Sunday:
“gerald sullivan” ganymede
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my visit to a strip club
john kennedy jr. nude
stuart murdoch gay

Saturday:
giant tatas
songs from early nineties that mention a phonebooth
snowy ogden street
spagety porn
seventies “tumblr”

Friday:
murdoc nude
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where do hookers hang out in rhode island
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Thursday:
guess her muffin
adok zoli dick
top 10 topless pictures of 2011
i be own my high horse
that guy with the glasses naked
popular abstinence only myths

Wednesday:
would go out tonight but he hasn’t got a stitch to wear
the bill goes to the governer
realprincessdiaries live tweet
nervous about going to strip club
damon albarn mickey mouse t-shirt
laura palmer costume