Today’s the last day to send in your nominations for the Naked Pictures Of Your Dad 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived countdown, which will be taking place next month. All entries can be sent to mixtapesforhookers@gmail.com, and, as a little incentive, every man you nominate enters you in a drawing to win a pair of copies of Headmaster.
Men nominated can be any age (or at least any age over 18), and profession and any body type. The full list of suggested prompts is after the jump:
Filed under: gay, hot | Tags: manhunt daily, me me me me me, stanley tucci, starfucking
I’m guest blogging over at Manhunt Daily for a couple of days. It’s fun, so far I’ve gotten to talk about sucking Stanley Tucci’s dick (I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna) and failing to seduce the Vios salesman. Who knows what filthy nonsense I’ll say next.
Filed under: hot, in praise of athletic beauty, starfucking | Tags: detroit red wings, henrik zetterberg, hockey, starfucking
Though I would be lying if I told you I had more than the most superficial interest in hockey, that’s not to say that I’m completely ignorant of its charms. It’s pretty much the only sport I like to watch in person, for one, and NHL games make a lot more sense to me now that half the games don’t end up with a tie. I still don’t understand why the season drags into June when it should be over by, I don’t know, early April, but really who am I to say.
Anyway, the Stanley Cup might be decided tomorrow. Detroit’s up 3-2 over Pittsburgh in the finals, and if the Red Wings win tomorrow they’ll keep the trophy for the second consecutive year.
One of Detroit’s superstar players–and the reason I’m writing this post–is Henrik Zetterberg, the Swedish left wing. Last year he won the Conn Smythe trophy, which goes to the most valuable player in the post-season, and this year he’s scored 24 points during the playoffs. More importantly, he’s a total hunk. After the jump, Exhibits A-I, showing why this man does things to me. He’s a little bit Jared Leto-y, as many have noted, but clean-shaven he also looks a lot like Bobby Briggs. Obviously I prefer him with his beard, though.
(nb: That’s his girlfriend, Emma Andersson, in the next picture. Holy botox!)
Though he was all the rage in the gay blog world about a year ago, I never noticed HGTV electrician Marc “Sparky” Bartolomeo until this morning, when I stumbled across his early modeling photos while I was looking for something else entirely. I’m normally not attracted to anyone on TV, even when I feel like I should be (ie. the guy that drives the Cash Cab.) But still photos are more interesting, anyway.
Bartolomeo is cute, in an ordinary Italian guy-next-door sort of way, but these photographs are almost all really awesome, for himbo model pictures (which normally I can’t stand, really.)
Pics, including one with a butt and one with a penis and one with some underball, after the jump.
[via Dwight Supremacy]
Filed under: starfucking | Tags: pierre curie, Scientists From The Past That I Would Like To Go Back I, sexy Frecnhmen, starfucking
I’d like to introduce a new feature here at Mixtapes For Hookers. It’s called Scientists From The Past That I Would Like To Go Back In Time And Have My Filthy Way With. In today’s edition, Pierre “Sexybeard” Curie. What a hottie! With his “The Whole Weight of Humanity Is On My Shoulders, So Just Seduce Me Already, s’il vous plait” eyes, his snappy haircut, and his adorable facial hair that’s just begging to be tugged on, M. Curie was a total fox.
For those of you who, like me, didn’t do so well in Physics, here’s a few key points you need to know about M. Cutie Curie:
1. He and his wife, Marie “Sleeves” Curie, were responsible for discovering radium, and were the first people to ever use the word radioactive. Since they were French, the word was probably uttered very sexily.
2. He and Sleeves won the Nobel Prize in 1903.
3. Radioactivity is measured in curies.
4. He also discovered nuclear energy.
5. He died in a carriage accident in 1906.
6. He’s a dreamboat.
After the jump, further examples of his hotness:
Filed under: hot, Italians, music, starfucking | Tags: Italians, marracash, rappers, starfucking
Despite my ancestry and tendency to constantly refer to myself as an Italian-American, I can’t say I speak more than six or seven words of my (great-grand)mother tongue. Also, I’m pretty sure Milanese rapper Marracash doesn’t ever use any of the words and phrases I do know, like la bella figura, which is the title of a new book I keep meaning to read, and zampognari, which has something to do with the nativity.
So not only do I not know what he’s rapping about, but I also can’t find much about him online that’s in a language I understand. In fact, I even had to resort to a translation of his Wikipedia page, which resulted in lots of ridiculousness. But I did discern a couple of key facts:
1. His self-titled debut solo album came out in Italy on June 13.
2. He is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
And, really, that’s all you need to know. But for a little more background, he’s a part of Milan’s Dogo Gang (which also features the foxy DonJoe) and his debut single’s called Badabum Cha Cha. It sounds pretty fun to me, and you know how partial I am to airhorns, but I have no idea whether or not the repeated song title is actually clever, or if it’s the Italian equivalent of a dumb rapper yelling “Yaaaaaaaaaa!” over and over. However, I’d much rather Badabum Cha Cha with Marracash than superman a dumb Youtube celebrity like Soulja Boy.
Foxy pictures after the jump. I’m particularly fond of his nose and eyebrows, for what it’s worth:
